When someone gets an ask that says: “Do you know anyone who’s looking for a tumblr girlfriend/boyfriend?”
No. But I do know someone who’s looking for a foot up their ass.
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
— Dave Chappelle (via thesoapboxschtick)
The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
— Woody Allen (via sittingbythecornerstone)
